Last updated on December 9th, 2021
UPDATE! MOUNT BAKER VAPOR IS NO LONGER IN BUSINESS! We recommend you check out trusted vape company, VaporFi
If you’re disappointed that your brand new E-Cigarette Mod isn’t as flamboyant as your best friend’s humongous eGo, take heart; you can one-up him with your e-juice. Just get some GWAR eliquid from best selling Mt. Baker Vapor.
I’m a sucker for outrageous marketing humor so I have to give Mt. Baker ten points for introducing this fun line of smokejuices. They're also some of the best tasting ecig flavors.
With names like Bloodbath and Spew I dare any adventurous vaper NOT to try them. At just a few measly dollars a bottle how can anyone resist? I certainly couldn’t. Of course you can order them from Zero to a high nicotine mg level.
Okay so what does Bloodbath taste like?
According to Mt. Baker Vapor (or I suspect the late Dave Brockie who was known for his wicked humor…it’s
”A powerful tropical fruit blend specially designed to satisfy the bloodlust of every scumdog in the universe.”
And what about the puce green concoction named Spew? Well, it’s mostly melon flavor with hints of mixed fruits and berries. Actually quite a delicious vape.
According to bass player Beefcake the Mighty,
“We only use freshly squeezed babies to give it that personal GWAR touch. I have even given up crack to vape these flavors full time!”
Other flavors in the GWAR line up cleverly described at MBV are….
German Chocolate Beefcake: A sweet cake flavor with the perfect combination of chocolate, coconut, and caramel. This liquid was concocted from an ancient recipe enjoyed by all who reside on the planet Cholesterol.
GwaRy4: Our lords and masters GWAR commanded we make an Ry4 suitable for them. This is our take on a classic vanilla caramel tobacco flavor.
And ….
Jizmoglobin: A creamy blueberry blend with notes of nut and custard. Each bottle of Jizmoglobin is freshly harvested by Skulhedface herself.
Despite the frightening, double entendre descriptions, Mt. Baker Vapor makes 100% pure, totally kosher American Made E-Liquids that are known to please the most discerning ejuice aficionado. Definitely a must try for anyone with a sense of humor. Oh,.. and they also sell a wide range of the best ecig starter kits, tanks and accessories!
